"Hi earthly creatures, I'm Jarandal Narlndx Gurandal 160528238956, or you could call me "Meep". Please excuse my grammatical errors that you'll encounter while reading my journal."
I am free to share my objectives and everything is happening to me, since I was sent here for an experiment, or in your terms I'm a guinea pig.
I am sent here to know and to discover the advantages and the disadvantages of being a earthly creature. Yes, that includes being a human, plant, an animal or a thing or even a disaster... whatever means to be a earthly creature. I've spent more than 400 years of my life here on earth to send reports and findings in my so-called home. Every single year I've spent, could save the lives of my people.
That's why even though I have this feeling of wanting to come back home, still I always say that I must fulfill my objectives and successfully come back with the crown (though there's no crown).
This blog will be serve as my journal for the time being, and hope that you'll understand and doubtly hope you'll learn some lessons...
That is all.